{"id":316,"date":"2007-03-15T18:59:05","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T08:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/15\/naked-man-rubbing-himself-with-snow\/"},"modified":"2007-03-15T18:59:05","modified_gmt":"2007-03-15T08:59:05","slug":"naked-man-rubbing-himself-with-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/15\/naked-man-rubbing-himself-with-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked Man Rubbing Himself With Snow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/c7LeZZ5WZF0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/c7LeZZ5WZF0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><br \/>\nYep, that headline got your attention, didn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to an episode of Oprah, I&#8217;ve now been exposed to the insanity that is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beargrylls.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Bear Grylls<\/a>. This guy is the kind of Discovery Channel lunatic that would make Steve Irwin (RIP) proud.<\/p>\n<p>So, in the above episode of Man Vs Wild in which he simulates being lost in the French Alps, Bear deliberately jumps into a frozen lake so he can explain how to survive if you fall in.<\/p>\n<p>The best bit happens at around the 6 minute mark, when he strips off his wet clothes and uses snow to dry himself. And then he does a few pushups to get warm.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately the doco blurs out his willy so you can&#8217;t see exactly how much shrinkage occurs when you jump into freezing water and then rub your naked body with snow.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, it&#8217;s a nice bit of footage that&#8217;s well worth perving at. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, that headline got your attention, didn&#8217;t it? 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