{"id":300,"date":"2007-02-28T21:30:16","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T11:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/28\/chippendale-dancers-go-free\/"},"modified":"2007-02-28T21:30:16","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T11:30:16","slug":"chippendale-dancers-go-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/28\/chippendale-dancers-go-free\/","title":{"rendered":"Chippendale Dancers Go Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/chippendalemugshot.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"A mugshot of one of the arrested Texas Chippendale male dancers.\" \/>Not sure how I missed this one.<\/p>\n<p>In Texas, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.klbk13.tv\/news\/default.asp?mode=shownews&#038;id=2084\" target=\"blank\">police arrested a group of 8 Chippendales dancers for gyrating sexually<\/a>. With their pants on. They&#8217;ve now been let off.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Last Friday eight Chippendale dancers and three show and club promoters were arrested making national headlines.<\/p>\n<p>According to police, the arrested dancers &#8220;sexually stimulated and sexually gratified&#8221; female audience members during their show at Jake`s Sports Caf\u00c3\u00a9, which violates the city`s sexually oriented business ordnance.<\/p>\n<p>The dancers were released the next day after a judge decided there wasn`t enough evidence to hold them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Obviously civilisation itself is in danger when females are &#8220;sexually stimulated and sexually gratified.&#8221; Thank goodness the cops were on hand to stop such lascivious entertainment. I&#8217;m looking forward to the day when they can work out how to get evidence of sexual gratification. No, sitting back and languidly smoking a cigarette does not qualify.<\/p>\n<p>I seem to recall that about 50 years ago people were upset that some guy called Elvis was gyrating his pelvis a lot, but they never arrested him. Now THAT&#8217;S progress!<\/p>\n<p>The Smoking Gun has obtained the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/years\/2007\/0226071chip1.html\" target=\"blank\">mugshots of the dancers<\/a>. They&#8217;re not that appealing in the cold light of the police station. I do like the one who made an effort to smile, and the guy pictured here is probably the best looking of the bunch.<\/p>\n<p>Combined with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freespeechcoalition.com\/FSCView.asp?coid=1032\" target=\"blank\">Alabama sex toy ban<\/a>, it really looks like the southern states of the US are suffering from major hysteria when it comes to anything sexual. And it&#8217;s interesting that in both these cases it&#8217;s women&#8217;s pleasure that is threatening to the state.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure how I missed this one. In Texas, police arrested a group of 8 Chippendales dancers for gyrating sexually. With their pants on. They&#8217;ve now been let off. Last Friday eight Chippendale dancers and three show and club promoters were arrested making national headlines. According to police, the arrested dancers &#8220;sexually stimulated and sexually gratified&#8221; female audience members during their show at Jake`s Sports Caf\u00c3\u00a9, which violates the city`s <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/28\/chippendale-dancers-go-free\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-censorship","category-naked-men"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}