{"id":295,"date":"2007-02-22T17:21:01","date_gmt":"2007-02-22T07:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/22\/captain-jacks-got-a-big-penis\/"},"modified":"2007-02-22T17:21:01","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T07:21:01","slug":"captain-jacks-got-a-big-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/22\/captain-jacks-got-a-big-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Jack&#8217;s Got A Big Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/captainjack.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"John Barrowman who plays Captain Jack in Doctor Who.\" \/>I can&#8217;t help but post on this story, mainly because I can&#8217;t resist the headline &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gcn.ie\/content\/templates\/dailydish.aspx?articleid=1906&#038;zoneid=2\">Captain Jack&#8217;s Huge Penis<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it&#8217;s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired all kinds of saucy threesome fantasies that probably don&#8217;t belong in the Tardis (not to mention other theories about what can be done with a sonic screwdriver).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, John Barrowman, the actor who plays Captain Jack, has caused a big kerfuffle by telling Doctor Who Magazine that his penis is &#8220;really too big.&#8221; He also said that Christopher Ecclestone and David Tennant are sexy.<\/p>\n<p>The editors are now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2001320029-2007080123,00.html\" target=\"blank\">apologising<\/a> all over the place, and even <a href=\"http:\/\/uk.gay.com\/headlines\/11081\" target=\"blank\">gay men are complaining<\/a> that Captain Jack should shut up about his big schlong because children read the magazine.<\/p>\n<p>But never mind that. What&#8217;s this about having a penis that&#8217;s &#8220;too big&#8221;? Too big for what? And can we see, please?<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t help but post on this story, mainly because I can&#8217;t resist the headline &#8220;Captain Jack&#8217;s Huge Penis.&#8221; I&#8217;m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it&#8217;s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired all kinds of saucy threesome fantasies that probably don&#8217;t belong in the Tardis (not <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/22\/captain-jacks-got-a-big-penis\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-popular-culture","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}