{"id":2927,"date":"2012-05-19T06:32:44","date_gmt":"2012-05-19T06:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=2927"},"modified":"2012-05-19T06:32:44","modified_gmt":"2012-05-19T06:32:44","slug":"brown-chicken-brown-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/19\/brown-chicken-brown-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MzQ4qdlhurc\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/code><\/p>\n<p>The other day my little 4 year old nephew was happily singing about a &#8220;Brown Chicken Brown Cow&#8221;. My sister showed me where he&#8217;d learned it: this very amusing Trace Atkins song. Yes, it&#8217;s country music but it&#8217;s also hilarious. The term is a euphemism for the &#8220;boom chicka wow wow&#8221; porn music (that I blogged about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/01\/boom-chicka-wow-wow-music-in-porn\/\">here<\/a>). The video features hillbilly muppets and farm animals, clothes flying everywhere, a pole dancing routine and a very amusing kind of strip at 2:22 (I won&#8217;t give it away, just watch).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cute and it&#8217;s naughty. What a 4 year old makes of it, I&#8217;m not sure. No doubt he thinks it&#8217;s a bit funny and he likes the song but the sexual content goes right over his head. The top rated comment is from a mother whose 5 year old also loves it.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day my little 4 year old nephew was happily singing about a &#8220;Brown Chicken Brown Cow&#8221;. My sister showed me where he&#8217;d learned it: this very amusing Trace Atkins song. Yes, it&#8217;s country music but it&#8217;s also hilarious. The term is a euphemism for the &#8220;boom chicka wow wow&#8221; porn music (that I blogged about here). The video features hillbilly muppets and farm animals, clothes flying everywhere, a <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/19\/brown-chicken-brown-cow\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}