{"id":2754,"date":"2012-02-21T15:24:03","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T05:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=2754"},"modified":"2012-02-21T15:24:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T05:24:03","slug":"female-genitals-are-magical-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/21\/female-genitals-are-magical-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Female Genitals Are Magical Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/childbirth.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Childbirth\" \/>While I&#8217;m sure we can all agree with the post title as a general rule (except perhaps you literal skeptic types out there), I want to apply it specifically to childbirth. Because damn, a woman&#8217;s cunt is an amazing thing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m saying this having emerged from a fairly intense week of family business, namely the birth of my brand new nephew. I was privileged to be present at the birth of my sister&#8217;s second son and I&#8217;m still rather high from the experience. It was momentous, exhausting, emotional and joyful and I&#8217;m simply in awe of the entire process. The sheer enormity of the moment drowns everything else out; nothing seems important beyond celebrating the glory of a new life beginning.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m a bit gushy about it all. I will even admit to feeling just a tad clucky, which is a worrying response considering I am still determined not to have kids. But I&#8217;m assuming this is just a natural biological response. There&#8217;s a new bundle of genes related to me and I can&#8217;t help but fall in love with him. And he IS gorgeous.<\/p>\n<p>But back to the wonder of cunts.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve glimpsed the occasional childbirth photo and seen explicit depictions in several documentaries but it&#8217;s only been a relatively brief glimpse. My response has been to wince and cross my legs; the whole &#8220;forcing a watermelon through a tiny hole&#8221; analogy has always been apt. Still, I&#8217;ve never witnessed the entire process of birth before and it&#8217;s just a spectacular thing. The vagina gets filled with baby, the clit and butt move out of the way and vulva and perineum stretches and stretches until the whole thing can accommodate a head. It&#8217;s fucking unbelievable. And then it keeps stretching until the baby comes out. After that it goes back into place, slowly and carefully.<\/p>\n<p>Being the proud owner of a cunt myself, I know it&#8217;s theoretically capable of doing such things. But to see it happen&#8230; damn. It&#8217;s kind of like the way a snake can unhinge its jaw to eat a really big animal. The brain tells you it doesn&#8217;t make sense but nature just happily does it, accommodating extremes.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently there are some men who freak out at seeing such major changes to their beloved&#8217;s beloved area. It stops being a &#8220;playground&#8221; and suddenly becomes a freight warehouse that&#8217;s six stories tall. OK, maybe that&#8217;s not the right metaphor, but you get the idea. It&#8217;s certainly true that you can&#8217;t &#8220;unsee&#8221; the image once you&#8217;ve been there but I would never want to do that. I feel so humbled by it, so impressed by the capacity of the human body to transform and adapt.<\/p>\n<p>My decision not to have children comes with inbuilt regrets. One is that I won&#8217;t be able to experience this myself and I&#8217;m a bit sad about that. I think pregnancy and childbirth are fascinating. To be honest, if there was some way to have kids and have them all grown and gone in five years I might consider it. 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