{"id":264,"date":"2007-01-17T14:01:12","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T04:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/17\/adult-golden-raspberries\/"},"modified":"2007-01-17T14:01:12","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T04:01:12","slug":"adult-golden-raspberries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/17\/adult-golden-raspberries\/","title":{"rendered":"Adult Golden Raspberries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the wake of the 2007 AVN awards, I can&#8217;t help but feel there should be an adult version of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.razzies.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Golden Raspberries<\/a>. A ceremony that acknowledges the worst the industry has to offer.<\/p>\n<p>Categories for awards could include:<\/p>\n<p>Most ridiculous boob job<br \/>\nMost botoxed lips<br \/>\nWorst acting<br \/>\nMost cringeworthy piece of dialogue<br \/>\nFakest moans (subcategories: while giving blowjob, most monotonous)<br \/>\nStomach churning sexual act of the year<br \/>\nBiggest hair<br \/>\nMost overdone makeup<br \/>\nHairiest back<br \/>\nStarlet most obviously doing it for the money<br \/>\nSilliest title<br \/>\nMost racist title<br \/>\nCreepiest gonzo director<br \/>\nMost obvious lack of lube during sex<br \/>\nMost unnecessary sequel<br \/>\nMost misleading boxcover<br \/>\nMost obvious STD<br \/>\nBiggest pimple on the butt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I think there are two problems with an &#8220;anti-AVN&#8221; award show: one is narrowing down the categories, the other is narrowing down the field. I mean&#8230; how do you choose just one winner from such a huge and varied range of contenders?<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the wake of the 2007 AVN awards, I can&#8217;t help but feel there should be an adult version of the Golden Raspberries. A ceremony that acknowledges the worst the industry has to offer. Categories for awards could include: Most ridiculous boob job Most botoxed lips Worst acting Most cringeworthy piece of dialogue Fakest moans (subcategories: while giving blowjob, most monotonous) Stomach churning sexual act of the year Biggest hair <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/17\/adult-golden-raspberries\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-porn","category-porn-movies","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}