{"id":2369,"date":"2011-03-12T14:11:24","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T04:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=2369"},"modified":"2011-03-12T14:11:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T04:11:24","slug":"penis-spines-no-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/12\/penis-spines-no-thanks\/","title":{"rendered":"Penis Spines? No Thanks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/penis.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"A penis. A gratuitous penis shot\" \/>Here&#8217;s a fun fact for you to bring up next time you&#8217;re inebriated and want to raise a strange topic at a dinner party: men don&#8217;t have penis spines.<\/p>\n<p>That is to say, the penises of human males differ from our nearest genetic relatives, the chimpanzees, because there are no &#8220;tactile&#8221; spines or barbs on the end that induce female ovulation and clear out the sperm of other males. Chimps have these spines, as do plenty of other mammals like cats.<\/p>\n<p>Researchers have found that sometime in the last million years, human DNA changed. Parts of it were &#8220;deleted&#8221; and those parts included the code to make penis spines. According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/science\/2011\/mar\/09\/penis-spines-human-genetics-chimps\">The Guardian<\/a>, penis spines speed ejaculation. Losing them &#8220;nurtured monogamous couples and paved the way for more complex social structures.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As a woman, can I just say: thanks, evolution, for deleting the penis spines. I&#8217;ve seen cats get stuck together and I really don&#8217;t like the mental image that emerges from the thought of human penis spines. Of course, the researchers say the spines are just &#8220;tiny, hair-like projections&#8221; (quote from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wiredscience\/2011\/03\/deletion-human-evolution\/\">Wired<\/a>) but I&#8217;ll pass on them just the same.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, I hope you like the illustration I&#8217;ve used for this post (above). It&#8217;s a shame that news outlets never use dick photos when discussing dicks. Every news item I&#8217;ve seen on this opted for photos of chimps. I did, however, go Googling for images of penis spines (the cat ones are <em>awful<\/em>) and found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freerepublic.com\/focus\/f-chat\/2686826\/posts\">this image on a message board<\/a> discussing the story:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/cactus_penis.jpg\" alt=\"Cactus penis\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a fun fact for you to bring up next time you&#8217;re inebriated and want to raise a strange topic at a dinner party: men don&#8217;t have penis spines. That is to say, the penises of human males differ from our nearest genetic relatives, the chimpanzees, because there are no &#8220;tactile&#8221; spines or barbs on the end that induce female ovulation and clear out the sperm of other males. Chimps <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/12\/penis-spines-no-thanks\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[288,365,596],"class_list":["post-2369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-evolution","tag-genetics","tag-penis"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}