{"id":225,"date":"2006-12-05T15:05:02","date_gmt":"2006-12-05T05:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/05\/back-on-deck\/"},"modified":"2006-12-05T15:05:02","modified_gmt":"2006-12-05T05:05:02","slug":"back-on-deck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/05\/back-on-deck\/","title":{"rendered":"Back On Deck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK. In theory I&#8217;m back at work. Physically, I&#8217;m at my trusty PC, knuckling down and getting back into the porny swing of things.<\/p>\n<p>But really, I just couldn&#8217;t be arsed right now. I&#8217;ve had a lovely three weeks without having to think about sex &#8211; unless I was having it. I can&#8217;t tell you how really pleasant that was. I&#8217;m seriously unmotivated and feeling the urge to just run away. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s summer now, you see, and the cricket is on the telly. I went and swam laps at the pool for the first time this season. Our wine rack is chock a block with wine, there&#8217;s cheap mangoes at the supermarket and Christmas parties are rampant. I want to kick back.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, for most of you reading this, it&#8217;s cold, and you&#8217;re probably eager for some porn surfing. I haven&#8217;t given you any decent porn news while I&#8217;ve been away, and I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re desperate for it.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; I went surfing a few fave blogs and sex news sites and here&#8217;s my roundup of what I missed:<\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comstockfilms.com\" target=\"blank\">Comstock Films<\/a> are very close to releasing their latest offering, Matt and Khym, which I&#8217;m looking forward to reviewing. Tony Comstock was also extensively quoted by a Time columnist, but the guy didn&#8217;t attribute the quote or provide any source, which is at best very rude and at worst bordering on plagiarism.<\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wakingvixen.com\" target=\"blank\">Audacia Ray<\/a> has uploaded the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wakingvixen.com\/archives\/000626.html\" target=\"blank\">trailer <\/a>for her bisexual porn film and it all looks rather fabulous, I must say. She&#8217;s also nearly finished her book, <em>Naked on the Internet<\/em>. Audacia interviewed me for it and I&#8217;m hoping I made the cut.<\/p>\n<p>* Elle has revamped her <a href=\"http:\/\/wilfuldamage.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Wilful Damage<\/a> blog and took some nice pics at the Melbourne Sexpo. <\/p>\n<p>* Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/viviane212.blogspot.com\/\">Viviane&#8217;s Sex Carnival<\/a> for pointing out <a href=\"http:\/\/film.guardian.co.uk\/features\/featurepages\/0,,1948908,00.html?gusrc=rss&#038;feed=1\">this Guardian article<\/a> about the sexiness of the new James Bond, Daniel Craig. Apparently the film really focuses on Craig as a sex object. <\/p>\n<p>Frustratingly, the article assumes that it&#8217;s all for the benefit of other men. Argh. Why can&#8217;t people understand that perhaps women might enjoy perving on James Bond?<\/p>\n<p>* Seems that George Bush appointed a rampant anti-birth control advocate to the top family planning position. 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