{"id":2216,"date":"2010-12-22T18:09:38","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T08:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=2216"},"modified":"2010-12-22T18:09:38","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T08:09:38","slug":"batman-xxx-review-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/22\/batman-xxx-review-notes\/","title":{"rendered":"Batman XXX Review Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Batman<\/a>I’ve just finished writing a review of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody<\/a> for For The Girls. That goes live shortly but I thought I’d quickly post some of the notes I made while writing the film, just for a laugh.<\/p>\n

—–
\nThe jokes are good but sometimes the delivery is a bit too slow. Needs quicker editing.<\/p>\n

Dale DaBone looks like he’s had very bad plastic surgery. Thankfully he’s in a mask for most of the film.<\/p>\n

“Eat my dirty asshole” she says and The Riddler giggles. Evan Stone can stay in character while fucking. Not bad. But suddenly we’re into unprepared anal. Eek!<\/p>\n

OK, there’s just something very wrong with seeing 1960s Batman with his tights around his ankles and a huge erect cock. It’s messing with my childhood. Somewhere inside me a Batman-loving kid is crying “Make it stop! Make it stop!”<\/p>\n

“Holy Popshot” says Robin. Then he and Batgirl start to get it on. Damn those capes keep getting in the way<\/p>\n

The Joker reveals his evil plan:
\nRobin: “You won’t get away with this so easy.”
\nBatman: “Easily”
\nRobin: “Sorry, easily.”
\nBatman: Good grammar is essential, Robin.”<\/p>\n

Skin tight costumes make for interesting and awkward undressing scenes.<\/p>\n

Gagging. Deep throating. Stupid dirty talk. Double facial cumshot with extra cum in the eye. This is not how I envisaged Batman and Catwoman finally getting it on.<\/p>\n

Tori Black comes across as completely shallow and silly in her behind-the-scenes interview. “What did I do to prepare for the role? I shaved my legs.”<\/p>\n

Dale DaBone nails his role. But then he says this in the behind-the-scenes interview: . “I’ve never in my whole career looked at a script until five minutes before I shoot it. If you over-rehearse it, that’s how it sounds.”
\n—<\/p>\n

I didn’t mind this movie to be honest, even if the sex was typically porny. Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve just finished writing a review of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody for For The Girls. That goes live shortly but I thought I’d quickly post some of the notes I made while writing the film, just for a laugh. —– The jokes are good but sometimes the delivery is a bit too slow. Needs quicker editing. Dale DaBone looks like he’s had very bad plastic surgery. Thankfully he’s in Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,22],"tags":[103,328,624,681],"class_list":["post-2216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-porn-movies","category-review-notes","tag-batman-xxx","tag-film","tag-porn-movie","tag-review"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}