{"id":2082,"date":"2010-09-07T11:48:12","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T01:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=2082"},"modified":"2010-09-07T11:48:12","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T01:48:12","slug":"sex-on-a-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/07\/sex-on-a-bike\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex On A Bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, while I&#8217;m away on my cycling tour I&#8217;m going to just schedule a quick post that combines sex and cycling. Just for the hell of it. So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What do you get when you cross a sex toy with a bicycle seat? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmag.com\/sex-toy-bicycle-seat\/15317\/\" target=\"blank\">The answer is at Gizmag.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And did you know that you shouldn&#8217;t have sex with a bicycle because it will land you on a sex offenders list? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/uknews\/1567410\/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html\" target=\"blank\">It happened to this guy in 2007<\/a>. Poor bloke, was just getting it on with his lovely bike in the privacy of a hotel room and the maids walked in on him. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/buzz\/Sex_with_Bikes\" target=\"blank\">Here&#8217;s all the responses to that news item.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Nerve has recently published <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerve.com\/advice\/2010\/07\/02\/sex-advice-from-bike-messengers\" target=\"blank\">Sex Advice From Bike Messengers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And in Chicago, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/02\/10\/sex-toy-bike-delivery-ser_n_165525.html\" target=\"blank\">sex toy bike delivery service<\/a> started last year.<\/p>\n<p>See, cycling IS sexy.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, while I&#8217;m away on my cycling tour I&#8217;m going to just schedule a quick post that combines sex and cycling. Just for the hell of it. So&#8230; What do you get when you cross a sex toy with a bicycle seat? The answer is at Gizmag. And did you know that you shouldn&#8217;t have sex with a bicycle because it will land you on a sex offenders list? It <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/07\/sex-on-a-bike\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[117,232,704],"class_list":["post-2082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-bikes","tag-cycling","tag-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}