{"id":202,"date":"2006-11-06T22:04:26","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T12:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/06\/very-bad-erotic-fiction\/"},"modified":"2006-11-06T22:04:26","modified_gmt":"2006-11-06T12:04:26","slug":"very-bad-erotic-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/06\/very-bad-erotic-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Bad Erotic fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, the horror of editing badly written sex stories.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind the 5273 replacements of &#8220;!!!&#8221; with a full stop (thanks, find and replace). Never mind the awful spelling, atrocious punctuation or dreadful characterisation.<\/p>\n<p>The hardest part is encountering sentences like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Make no mistake about it, women think about what&#8217;s hanging between a man&#8217;s legs about as often as men think about the various sizes of women&#8217;s boobs. The incredible urge to orally satisfy a man is so ingrained in the female mind, that she would do as Lindy was right this instant, that is, suck off a complete stranger just to get the rush of having him ejaculate into her mouth.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, fellas. That suspicion you had about us women, that giving a blowjob is the ultimate form of female sexual expression&#8230; it&#8217;s true!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, the horror of editing badly written sex stories. Never mind the 5273 replacements of &#8220;!!!&#8221; with a full stop (thanks, find and replace). Never mind the awful spelling, atrocious punctuation or dreadful characterisation. The hardest part is encountering sentences like this: Make no mistake about it, women think about what&#8217;s hanging between a man&#8217;s legs about as often as men think about the various sizes of women&#8217;s boobs. The <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/06\/very-bad-erotic-fiction\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-erotic-fiction","category-porn"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}