{"id":1888,"date":"2010-04-27T14:32:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T04:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=1888"},"modified":"2010-04-27T14:32:14","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T04:32:14","slug":"ad-from-1988-stimulating-face-massager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/27\/ad-from-1988-stimulating-face-massager\/","title":{"rendered":"Ad From 1988: Stimulating Face Massager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/facemassager.jpg\" alt=\"Stimulating Face Massager\" \/><br \/>\nTrying to clean out my office cupboard I came across a Magnamail catalogue from about 1988. Amid its many stunning mail-order items was this ad for a &#8220;Cordless Super Massager.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes folks, that&#8217;s a great big bendy dong vibrator.<\/p>\n<p>I especially enjoy the line: &#8220;Shaped to fit under the skin around the eyes and brows where wrinkles occur.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least in 2010 we don&#8217;t have to pretend that a big penis-shaped vibrator is anything other than a sex toy.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to clean out my office cupboard I came across a Magnamail catalogue from about 1988. Amid its many stunning mail-order items was this ad for a &#8220;Cordless Super Massager.&#8221; Yes folks, that&#8217;s a great big bendy dong vibrator. I especially enjoy the line: &#8220;Shaped to fit under the skin around the eyes and brows where wrinkles occur.&#8221; At least in 2010 we don&#8217;t have to pretend that a big <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/27\/ad-from-1988-stimulating-face-massager\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[29,39,827],"class_list":["post-1888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-29","tag-ad","tag-vibrator"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}