{"id":182,"date":"2006-10-07T12:17:21","date_gmt":"2006-10-07T02:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/07\/ultimate-guide-to-anal-sex-for-women-review-notes-part-2\/"},"modified":"2006-10-07T12:17:21","modified_gmt":"2006-10-07T02:17:21","slug":"ultimate-guide-to-anal-sex-for-women-review-notes-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/07\/ultimate-guide-to-anal-sex-for-women-review-notes-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women Review Notes – Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Tristan<\/a>Here’s some more of my mid-viewing written comments about this movie:<\/p>\n

“Tristan assists with lube like some perverted midwife.”<\/p>\n

“Now she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s humping a crimson double dildo that has the look of an alien about it. As if someone’s taken a chest burster and stuffed it in both orifices. Ew, what a horrible thought. Chandler gets extremely high pitched when she comes.”<\/p>\n

“I hate that noise, that ftthffftthsss breathing through your teeth and tongue noise that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s supposed to be sexy, it just sounds fake when it’s constant.”<\/p>\n

“Shit, now she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s upside down under the table, piledriver position. That just looks uncomfortable. Get that woman a pillow for god\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sake. Giant dildo, vibrator use. How can anyone really have an orgasm in that position??? Wait, now she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s arching her back, looks more like it. Still with the shoes on, though, she’ll have someone’s eye out.”<\/p>\n

“A quick interview and then we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re getting Inari out of her plastic pants. Like you do. Wait\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 the shoes are coming off. I BET they put them back on. Wait for it… wait for it… Yep. Damn.”<\/p>\n

“Why the spitting? That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s why there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lube, idiots. And all that annoying butt cheek slapping and clit slapping. This scene has too many porny cliches.”<\/p>\n

“Now it’s Jewel\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s turn for bum play, she takes eight fingers straight away\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a loose bum. Fisting in ass and pussy. This has a bizarre curiosity factor to it, I’m wondering what pieces of furniture they’re planning to stick in there.”<\/p>\n

‘Now the orgy scene… it’s all a bit of a pile-up, really. Nice to see so much vibrator use.”<\/p>\n

“Tristan is really pale\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 and doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have an ounce of fat on her. And she moans like a lost puppy.”<\/p>\n

Aside to Buttman: Hey, Chloe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s coming, are you going to film that?
\nButtman: (Dismissive) It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fine, she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll come again soon enough.<\/p>\n

“I wonder, what kind of a home movie is this? Will Tristan take it home to watch later\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 it must be like having your own personal porn movie, featuring YOU.”<\/p>\n

Here’s part 1 of my notes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Watch the Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex for Women here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s some more of my mid-viewing written comments about this movie: “Tristan assists with lube like some perverted midwife.” “Now she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s humping a crimson double dildo that has the look of an alien about it. As if someone’s taken a chest burster and stuffed it in both orifices. Ew, what a horrible thought. Chandler gets extremely high pitched when she comes.” “I hate that noise, that ftthffftthsss breathing through your Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pornforwomen","category-review-notes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t