{"id":180,"date":"2006-09-26T21:32:28","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T11:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/26\/very-bad-porn\/"},"modified":"2006-09-26T21:32:28","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T11:32:28","slug":"very-bad-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/26\/very-bad-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Bad Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"VeryIt’s amazing that it hasn’t turned up before this, really. Very Bad Porn<\/a> (VBP, said in a breathy voice, baby) is a great spoof site sending up all those dodgy reality sites.<\/p>\n

The pics look like a bunch of happy snaps taken after a few beers at college, but the site has real videos as well. Like Sana Summers, “the hottest porn star on this site. For sure. Definitely 75% sure…” And the super freaky episode with “a real live midget (that’s a dwarf or an oompa loompa)…”<\/p>\n

Of course, things don’t go quite according to plan, and instead of hot Indian sex we get to learn about the difference between India and Pakistan. And the midget is… not so small.<\/p>\n

Then there are the fab erotic stories, all of which would make great examples of how not to win an erotic fiction competition<\/a>:<\/p>\n

There was a road on the way to Indiana. It was I-90, or I-94. Whichever it was, it was the one that runs all the way through Illinois, and goes past Indiana. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s constantly backed up, and there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tons of construction, and no one ever knows why, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s there and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really bad. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s way better to take the skyway, or go north. But this trucker was on it anyway, and he was driving and he saw this girl…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Super hot.<\/p>\n

The site has only just opened so I’ll be interested to see how viral it gets. It seems a group of Chicago comedians are behind it – Mark Raterman has posted about it on the Chicago Improv Network<\/a>. The group is screening the videos at the UCB theatre in New York on Thursday. I’m not sure if Raterman and Chelsea Humboldt are one and the same but it seems likely.<\/p>\n

In any case, here’s the Myspace page<\/a> and Youtube video of the trailer<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s amazing that it hasn’t turned up before this, really. Very Bad Porn (VBP, said in a breathy voice, baby) is a great spoof site sending up all those dodgy reality sites. The pics look like a bunch of happy snaps taken after a few beers at college, but the site has real videos as well. Like Sana Summers, “the hottest porn star on this site. For sure. Definitely 75% Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}