{"id":173,"date":"2006-09-18T15:44:39","date_gmt":"2006-09-18T05:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/18\/ranch-house-lust-review-notes\/"},"modified":"2006-09-18T15:44:39","modified_gmt":"2006-09-18T05:44:39","slug":"ranch-house-lust-review-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/18\/ranch-house-lust-review-notes\/","title":{"rendered":"Ranch House Lust Review Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"VelvetLast month I reviewed Ranch House Lust<\/a> for For The Girls and, quite frankly, I gave the film a caning. Here are some of the notes I made while watching the film.<\/p>\n

“Well, the opening titles don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t give me much hope\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 a jackhammer fuck and cumshot montage? Please!”<\/p>\n

“OK, enough with the horseriding, get on with it… Ha, the horse is following him. Never work with pornstars or animals.”<\/p>\n

“Actually, at least this cunnilingus scene is going for a decent amount of time, even if he can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t pick a spot and lick it consistently. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not going to come, it seems. Her leg is straight up in the air, she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to get pins and needles.”<\/p>\n

“OK, I call time out on the excessive use of the crane camera. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just not right to zoom in on her pussy from a height of 10 feet and back up again.”<\/p>\n

“My god, this is interminable\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 it just keeps on going and going in this one position\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m surprised they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not sunstruck after all this. Wait\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 now we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re onto a blowjob\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 now a handjob\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 will this man never come?”<\/p>\n

“Man drives up in a tractor. This guy drives a tractor as well as the last guy rides a horse. Now this chick\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got a saddle\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 for the tractor? What the?”<\/p>\n

“Now she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s on her back, although I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see what she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lying on because the camera is so focused on him. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just a pussy and a pair of legs at this point. I think she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lying on a sleeping bag covered\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 crate. Near the tractor wheel. Wait. Why am I writing about this in a porn movie?”<\/p>\n

“Scene 3, nice and romantic… Nice cunnilingus scene, he keeps looking up at her which is nice. Nope, now he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going in for theatrics. For god\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sake man, just keep your tongue on her clit, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s required!”<\/p>\n

“Now I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve moved on to 2x the speed, I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t take anymore. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an endless moaner, this one.”<\/p>\n

“And we go into jackhammer speed, then he pulls out and cums on her boobs. And now two action replays of it, just in case we missed that all important cumshot. Oh, how nice, he gives her a kiss at the end. To make up for her total lack of orgasm. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just have to finish herself off.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last month I reviewed Ranch House Lust for For The Girls and, quite frankly, I gave the film a caning. Here are some of the notes I made while watching the film. “Well, the opening titles don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t give me much hope\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 a jackhammer fuck and cumshot montage? Please!” “OK, enough with the horseriding, get on with it… Ha, the horse is following him. Never work with pornstars or animals.” “Actually, Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pornforwomen","category-review-notes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}