{"id":1683,"date":"2010-01-19T16:22:20","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T06:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=1683"},"modified":"2010-01-19T16:22:20","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T06:22:20","slug":"my-sphincter-isnt-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/19\/my-sphincter-isnt-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;My Sphincter Isn&#8217;t For Sale&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/markusthegigolo.jpg\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Markus the Gigolo from the Shady Lady brothel\" \/>The new year saw Nevada&#8217;s Liquor and Licensing Board <a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/x-1916-Sex--Relationships-Examiner~y2010m1d6-Male-prostitution-legalized-in-NV-brothels-The-Shady-Lady-Ranch-is-looking-for-a-few-good-men\" target=\"blank\">approve male prostitutes at the Shady Lady Ranch brothel<\/a>. Owner Bobbi Davis says she&#8217;s had hundreds of applications for the 7 jobs available. Rates start at $200 an hour.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.details.com\/sex-relationships\/sex-and-other-releases\/201001\/americas-first-legal-male-prostitute?currentPage=1\" target=\"blank\">Details has a fascinating interview<\/a> with &#8220;Markus&#8221; who is going to be the first legal male prostitute employed at the Ranch.<\/p>\n<p>The whole interview has a bit of a train smash feel to it; I read the piece and see-sawed between approving nods and worried cringes. Markus, an ex Political Science student, ex-Marine, ex porn star from Alabama, seems to have his heart in the right place. Thus:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Women don&#8217;t pay for sex, they pay for experience. And luckily for me, I don&#8217;t have that much experience with sex, but I have the mentality and the emotion and gumption to make them feel the way they want to feel. And if I complete that through sex, too\u2014which I&#8217;m a very good performer in that respect, too\u2014my mission&#8217;s accomplished. The fourth thing that separates a gigolo is a gigolo knows how to cook, clean, and do the things necessary to upkeep himself. He&#8217;s totally independent. He can cook a 3-course meal, and at the same time, serve wine&#8230; He must be literate, he must have a sense of honor and dignity to himself. He should just be an all-around good guy. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And yet he also comes out with a number of rather dodgy statements, including a few worrisome Freudian theories and a comparison to Rosa Parks. He seems frighteningly naive in some ways, not least in the sexual experience department. He&#8217;s only 25 and very eager and earnest but I kind of feel that he needs some training wheels on before he takes up being a fully-fledged male prostitute. Not that there&#8217;s any kind of course you can take. One hopes they offer him at a discount rate in the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>One thing Markus is certain of is that he&#8217;s not interested in gay-for pay (hence the post title). To him, that&#8217;s just being a prostitute as opposed to a &#8220;gigolo&#8221; which is his preferred title.<\/p>\n<p>A few years ago I met and interviewed an Australian male escort for For The Girls. He was a slightly built, gentle guy, not devastatingly handsome but attractive enough. He actually struck me as someone who was perfect for the job because he had a real desire to understand and please his partners. There was a lot of compassion in him and I guess it&#8217;s an important trait to possess.<\/p>\n<p>The quote from Markus above seems to indicate he&#8217;s on the same wavelength. I hope. Although I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;d pay $200 an hour for him. And I&#8217;ll be very curious to see how well the Shady Lady does with its new business plan. 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