{"id":1577,"date":"2009-12-10T18:29:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T08:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=1577"},"modified":"2009-12-10T18:29:57","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T08:29:57","slug":"touched-by-his-noodly-appendage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/10\/touched-by-his-noodly-appendage\/","title":{"rendered":"Touched By His Noodly Appendage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/spaghettimonster.jpg\" alt=\"Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament\" \/><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been a bit slack with updating the blog this week (and last week). Suffice to say I&#8217;ve been busy. Oh sure, I could tell you about the new sites I&#8217;m working on or the redesign of the For The Girls&#8217; member&#8217;s area.<\/p>\n<p>But the truth is I&#8217;ve been slaving away making this: our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/\" target=\"blank\">Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a> tree ornament. I&#8217;ve finally finished and he is now gracing the top of our Hotblack Festivus tree.<\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t you pleased to see that I&#8217;m putting my time to good use?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/hotblacktree.jpg\" alt=\"Hotblack Festivus Tree\" \/><br \/>\nHere&#8217;s the Hotblack tree.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s so &#8230; black!&#8221; said Ford Prefect, &#8220;you can hardly make out its shape &#8230; light just seems to fall into it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zaphod said nothing. He had simply fallen in love.<\/p>\n<p>The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your eyes just slide off it &#8230;&#8221; said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bit slack with updating the blog this week (and last week). Suffice to say I&#8217;ve been busy. Oh sure, I could tell you about the new sites I&#8217;m working on or the redesign of the For The Girls&#8217; member&#8217;s area. But the truth is I&#8217;ve been slaving away making this: our Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament. I&#8217;ve finally finished and he is now gracing the top of <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/10\/touched-by-his-noodly-appendage\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[184,343],"class_list":["post-1577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-christmas","tag-flying-spaghetti-monster"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}