{"id":156,"date":"2006-08-22T23:54:04","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T13:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/22\/trouser-snakes-on-a-plain\/"},"modified":"2006-08-22T23:54:04","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T13:54:04","slug":"trouser-snakes-on-a-plain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/22\/trouser-snakes-on-a-plain\/","title":{"rendered":"Trouser Snakes on a Plain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/trousersnakesonaplain.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Trouser Snakes On A Plain logo\" \/>So I was musing about the whole <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snakesonaplane.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Snakes on a Plane<\/a> thing and admiring Playboy&#8217;s take on the title (Snakes on a Playmate) when I decided to jump on the bandwagon.<\/p>\n<p>Behold: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/trousersnakes\/cleanindex.html\">Trouser Snakes on a Plain<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, yes, it&#8217;s terribly exploitative and kind of cliched, but jeez I had a lot of fun making that little site. Do you like the slithery penises in the logo?<\/p>\n<p>It took me a long time to write the text. It&#8217;s actually really hard to write like you&#8217;re Samuel L. Jackson when you&#8217;re a woman.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had the photos for a while now, but I&#8217;ve always liked them. They&#8217;re really quite artistic.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all very silly and sometimes I can&#8217;t believe this is how I spend my time. Nonetheless, enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 25th August<\/strong><br \/>\nI was on a roll. Behold: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quirkysex.com\/freesites\/dykesonaplane\/cleanindex.htm\">Dykes on a Plane<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was musing about the whole Snakes on a Plane thing and admiring Playboy&#8217;s take on the title (Snakes on a Playmate) when I decided to jump on the bandwagon. 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