Hey Google! Can we make up please? Let’s end this silly fight, it’s just hurting both of us… <\/p>\n
Everybody else is able to spot that Ms Naughty is a site that offers porn for women<\/a>. What can’t you? Why did you relegate me to page 11? Why don’t you like my blog posts? Why am I getting the cold shoulder when I’m trying so hard for you?<\/p>\n You liked me a little while ago… and now this. Was it something I said? Maybe I was a little late for our date last month, but I didn’t think I deserved this kind of rejection. <\/p>\n No, don’t turn away, Googlebot. Please, come back and talk to me. My self esteem is in tatters because of you. I’m not sure why you seem to think I’m not about porn for women. Yahoo likes me. Yes, that’s right. I’ve been seeing other search engines, what of it? We never agreed that this would be a monogomous relationship. I mean, you’ve been spidering all sorts of other sites behind my back, haven’t you, haven’t you?? And now I find you ranking all sorts of inferior sites that aren’t nearly as much about porn for women as me.<\/p>\n What do I have to do to make you love me again? I write about porn for women nearly every single day. I give my readers lots of information and news, and naked men too. I’ve got lots of links to porn sites for women… and articles and reviews and stuff.<\/p>\n I even got my hands dirty for you, making up a sitemap and everything. But instead you’ve been whoring around with spammers and radical feminists. What’s so bad about the word “for” that you have to ignore it? Don’t you have any feelings? Can’t you understand that “for” makes the phrase “porn for women” that much more useful? That it makes our relationship that much more meaningful?<\/p>\n Come on, let’s make up. Maybe I’ll tweak a few things. I’ll make a few more pages, how about that? And I want you to promise to make a few changes to your big, throbbing algorithm. Maybe we could try some different positions, different words. We can salvage this, I’m sure of it. It’s not too late, Google, honey. Just give it some thought. I’m sure you’ll see that Ms Naughty really is about porn for women, and everything will be OK again.<\/p>\n Take my hand, Google. Let’s dance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey Google! Can we make up please? Let’s end this silly fight, it’s just hurting both of us… Everybody else is able to spot that Ms Naughty is a site that offers porn for women. What can’t you? Why did you relegate me to page 11? Why don’t you like my blog posts? Why am I getting the cold shoulder when I’m trying so hard for you? You liked me Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pornforwomen"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t