{"id":1407,"date":"2009-08-20T12:24:29","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T02:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=1407"},"modified":"2009-08-20T12:24:29","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T02:24:29","slug":"great-sex-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/20\/great-sex-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Sex Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/kissme.jpg\" alt=\"Erotic lighting\" \/><br \/>\nThe difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.  ~Gloria Leonard<\/p>\n<p>My reaction to porn films is as follows:  After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw.  After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.  ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975<\/p>\n<p>Familiarity breeds contempt &#8211; and children.  ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935<\/p>\n<p>Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.  ~Author Unknown<\/p>\n<p>Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires.  If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?  ~Richard Fleischer<\/p>\n<p>I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.  ~J. Edgar Hoover, attributed<\/p>\n<p>Tell him I&#8217;ve been too fucking busy &#8211; or vice versa.  ~Dorothy Parker<\/p>\n<p>Remember, if you smoke after sex you&#8217;re doing it too fast.  ~Woody Allen<\/p>\n<p>Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  &#8220;Yes&#8221; is the answer.  ~Swami X<\/p>\n<p>A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown<\/p>\n<p>Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:  One is that God loves you and you&#8217;re going to burn in hell.  The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock<\/p>\n<p>Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull.  It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all.  Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.  ~Henry Louis Mencken<\/p>\n<p>Love&#8217;s mysteries in souls do grow,<br \/>\nBut yet the body is his book.<br \/>\n~John Donne, Extasy<\/p>\n<p>We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.  ~Lily Tomlin<\/p>\n<p>An intellectual is a person who&#8217;s found one thing that&#8217;s more interesting than sex.  ~Aldous Huxley<\/p>\n<p>Nymphomaniac:  a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic&#8217;s Notebook, 1960<\/p>\n<p>How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.  ~Flash Rosenberg<\/p>\n<p>My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar &#8211; I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.  ~Bob Hope<\/p>\n<p>Quotes taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotegarden.com\/sex.html\" target=\"blank\">this page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975 Familiarity breeds contempt &#8211; and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935 Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/20\/great-sex-quotes\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[279,915,662,698,704],"class_list":["post-1407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-erotica","tag-porn","tag-quotes","tag-sayings","tag-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}