{"id":1267,"date":"2009-05-06T16:53:31","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T06:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=1267"},"modified":"2009-05-06T16:53:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T06:53:31","slug":"the-salmon-mousse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/06\/the-salmon-mousse\/","title":{"rendered":"The Salmon Mousse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YoBTsMJ4jNk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YoBTsMJ4jNk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had bad food poisoning for a couple of days thanks to a dodgy batch of salmon. 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