{"id":1201,"date":"2009-03-24T20:41:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T10:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=1201"},"modified":"2009-03-24T20:41:34","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T10:41:34","slug":"porn-for-women-its-not-really-sex-with-unicorns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/24\/porn-for-women-its-not-really-sex-with-unicorns\/","title":{"rendered":"Porn For Women… It’s Not Really Sex With Unicorns"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SomePlease visit the excellent comic site Girls With Slingshots. The above pic is the punchline from this cartoon<\/a> satirizing porn for women.<\/p>\n

Part of me thinks it’s hilarious that porn for women should involve unicorns. The other part of me sighs and thinks “Shit… do people really still believe that there’s no hardcore porn for women?” Why do some people find it so difficult to find? What search terms are they using? What adult shops are they visiting? Don’t they know about Femplay and Babeland and Good for Her and all those other great places? Don’t they know that For The Girls has been around since 2003? Don’t they know that the dykes are going crazy and making the most cutting edge porn on the net?<\/p>\n

We’re here, you know. Maybe we need to hire better PR people…<\/p>\n

By the way, sex with unicorns. No. Too, um, horny. Sex with dragons, nup, wrong again. Sex with an elf, however…. schwing! I’m talking about you, Legolas. <\/p>\n

Actually, make that Arwen and Aragorn.
\n\"Arwen
\nNow that would be some fabulous porn. Although perhaps better described as “porn for nerds” rather than all women.<\/p>\n

Thanks to Violet Blue<\/a> for the original link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Please visit the excellent comic site Girls With Slingshots. The above pic is the punchline from this cartoon satirizing porn for women. Part of me thinks it’s hilarious that porn for women should involve unicorns. The other part of me sighs and thinks “Shit… do people really still believe that there’s no hardcore porn for women?” Why do some people find it so difficult to find? What search terms are Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,18],"tags":[169,483,697,818],"class_list":["post-1201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pornforwomen","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-cartoon","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-satire","tag-unicorns"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t