{"id":104,"date":"2006-06-13T20:50:44","date_gmt":"2006-06-13T10:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/13\/butlers-in-the-buff\/"},"modified":"2006-06-13T20:50:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-13T10:50:44","slug":"butlers-in-the-buff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/13\/butlers-in-the-buff\/","title":{"rendered":"Butlers In The Buff"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"ButlersThanks to Yahoo News<\/a> I now know a lot more about a new company called Butlers In The Buff<\/a>. This is a British service that offers nearly-naked men as waiters and attendants at functions and parties.<\/p>\n

Thus, if you’re having a hen’s night, private party, corporate function or wedding reception, you can hire a bunch of buff, good looking nude men to serve your horse doovers (I believe that’s spelt hors d’oeuvres in some countries). The guys wear only a bow-tie and long apron, their trim bums on display for the viewing pleasure of guests. The company has a strict “no touching” policy, and the closest partygoers get to the butlers is a photo at the end of the night.<\/p>\n

Now I suspect the question many readers are asking is this: Corporate functions? What corporation holds a function featuring naked male waiters, and how can I start working there?<\/p>\n

It turns out that a rather large number of companies have made use of the service, including the BBC, the Savoy Hotel and several swish restaurants and bars.<\/p>\n

The Yahoo article informed me that the company considers itself “a tasteful alternative to strippers and pole dancers.” It also provided me with this ripsnorter of a quote from owner Jason Didcott:<\/p>\n

“We want nice, charming, gentlemanly types. At the interview we just check their upper body. We take their bums on trust.”<\/p>\n

I can’t wait until that phrase turns up in politics. “Yes, my parliamentary collegues are all hardworking, honest individuals, but you’re just going to have to take their bums on trust.”<\/p>\n

Turns out that gay wedding receptions are now big business in the UK and the buff waiters are very popular. Note to self: try and get invited to a gay wedding if possible.<\/p>\n

The Butlers website is full of fascinating information about the service (including how to apply for a job) but I recommend you visit just for the lovely photo galleries<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thanks to Yahoo News I now know a lot more about a new company called Butlers In The Buff. This is a British service that offers nearly-naked men as waiters and attendants at functions and parties. Thus, if you’re having a hen’s night, private party, corporate function or wedding reception, you can hire a bunch of buff, good looking nude men to serve your horse doovers (I believe that’s spelt Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,12,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hot-pics","category-naked-men","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}