This Is The Greatest Porn For Women Movie EVER

I’ve been meaning to watch Petra Joy’s Female Fantasies for months now and I finally got around to seeing it today. And by God, it’s good. I’ve just been blown away by this movie, and now I’m raving about it to anyone who’ll listen. I’ve finally found a real, honest-to-goodness porn movie that really is for straight women. One that ticks all the boxes when it comes to depicting female Read More …

Gay Men Who Like Watching Cunnilingus

Apparently there are some gay men who get off on watching cunnilingus in porn. In response to a piece of advice by Dan Savage, a number of gay guys wrote in to say they enjoy seeing straight men muff dive. I love watching them be oral, enthusiastic, and submissive. I love to watch them slobber and grind their faces in, turn red with effort, etc. It’s not the sole focus Read More …

It’s Hard To Come Home

It’s really difficult coming back from time away, you know. A holiday gives you a different perspective on things, and you start to realise there’s a bit more to life than what you do for a living. Thus it is that I’ve come home from two weeks away and I’m still fairly unmotivated. I haven’t got back into my daily rounds yet: writing articles, reading blogs, checking the news, searching Read More …

How Not To Sunbathe In A G String

So my recent trip away was to Cairns in Northern Australia where it’s (supposedly) warm at this time of year. The city is full of international tourists who flock to the beach area to sunbathe. We’d just had lunch and were strolling alongthe boardwalk when we encountered this sight. I think we can all agree that if you’re going to publicly sunbathe topless in a G-string, you should always make Read More …

39 Ways To Live, Not Just Exist

This page makes for a life-affirming read. I’m not normally one for mushy sentimental self help stuff, but this said a few things to me that needed saying, like: Turn off the TV. How many hours will we waste away in front of the boob tube? How many hours do we have to live? Do the math, then unplug the TV. Only plug it back in when you have a Read More …

Home Again

I’m back from gallavanting around the Northern part of the country and am now attempting to get my brain back into work mode. It’s gonna be hard after all that wine. Bear with me. I’ll be more coherent tomorrow. Or the next day.