Mystery Vibe Crescendo: My Misadventures With The Pokemon Vibrator

I’m not sure whether I should call this a vibrator review or A Series Of Unfortunate Events. When I set out to review the Mystery Vibe Crescendo I didn’t expect it to descend into a comedy of errors rife with opportunities for sniggering jokes… but that’s what it became. So strap yourself in, here goes. Read More …

Ad From 1988: Stimulating Face Massager

Trying to clean out my office cupboard I came across a Magnamail catalogue from about 1988. Amid its many stunning mail-order items was this ad for a “Cordless Super Massager.” Yes folks, that’s a great big bendy dong vibrator. I especially enjoy the line: “Shaped to fit under the skin around the eyes and brows where wrinkles occur.” At least in 2010 we don’t have to pretend that a big Read More …