Perv Olympics: Flat Bag

Another Roy and HG classic moment involving the “downstairs area” of male gymnasts. These are the famous commentaries of the men’s gymnastics floor exercises, responsible for coining a whole bunch of new sporting phrases such as “crazy date”, “party date”, “hello boys” and, of course, “flat bag”. I don’t doubt that the majority of Australians have either thought or said these phrases when watching the floor excerises at the Beijing Read More …

Hooray For “Old” Female Olympians

The Olympics is primarily populated by young people. When it comes to the sports of athletics, cycling, gymnastics and swimming, you’re over the hill when you turn 25. But a number of women have ignored conventional wisdom and are now Olympians in 2008. Post motherhood. German Oksana Chusovitina is 33 and has been a gymnast for 20 years. When I saw her competing amongst the pre-pubescent girls that dominate in Read More …

Perv Olympics: Wet Hotness

Wasted far too much time this afternoon watching the synchronised diving, mainly because of the gorgeous guys in the Canadian team – Alexandre Despatie and Arturo Miranda. Lovely eye candy, especially given they’re wearing only Speedos for their events. And Michael Phelps may be cleaning up the gold medals in Swimming, but who can deny that Eamon Sullivan is simply the most delectable guy at the pool. NBC has a Read More …

The Perv Olympics: Rowing And Lycra

So the Beijing Olympics are in full swing and that means I’m getting terribly distracted by gorgeous male swimmers, gymnasts, divers, rowers and… well pretty much all of them. There’s a veritable plethora of gloriously toned and muscled male flesh on display and a lot of the time its packed into lycra, as you can see in the video above. Actually, I just had to include the clip from Roy Read More …

Pre-Olympic Hotness Report

It’s three days until the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony and I have to say I’m disappointed. There haven’t been the usual spate of nude Australian athlete photos. Not like 2004, when you couldn’t move for Olympian vag and peen (I blogged about it at the time). Remember The Athens Dream? Phwoar, hey? This time around they’ve all decided to be modest, which is a damn shame. And Michael Klim (above) Read More …