Old Spice Guy Returns

I’m happily giving Old Spice some free advertising space on my blog because I just enjoy looking at Isiah Mustafa with his shirt off. Oh sure, there’s that interesting post-modernist aspect and the way it subtly critiques the idea of the perfect man while also celebrating it. One could consider that it’s one of the few times an ad is directly pitched at the sexual desires of straight women. But Read More …

Does Your Tyre Look Like A… Penis?

Maybe I’ve been in porn too long but I found myself wondering why TyrePlus decided to make this tyre look for all the world like a penis. Because it does. I mean, look at it. You could consider it as a foreshortened cock or perhaps it’s a glans… with tread on it. But it definitely doesn’t look anything like a tyre. Even one that is out of alignment. The ad Read More …

Jerk Choices

This is an ad from the Australian Sex Party which parodies the conservative “Work Choices” campaign from a few years ago. It’s not often you get an electoral ad that makes a fairly direct reference to masturbation, even though it probably should happen a lot more often in political advertising. Yes, the Sex Party ARE serious but they know how to make us laugh.

Ad From 1988: Stimulating Face Massager

Trying to clean out my office cupboard I came across a Magnamail catalogue from about 1988. Amid its many stunning mail-order items was this ad for a “Cordless Super Massager.” Yes folks, that’s a great big bendy dong vibrator. I especially enjoy the line: “Shaped to fit under the skin around the eyes and brows where wrinkles occur.” At least in 2010 we don’t have to pretend that a big Read More …

A Bit Of Flash Fun

JavaScript is required to view this page. This is a little ad I made for For The Girls a while ago and I’ve just converted it into a flash movie using a new bit of software I’ve bought called EasyFLV. I’ve been meaning to learn more about flash for a few months but I was procrastinating. Instead I just forked out some money for a little program that does it Read More …