Batman XXX Review Notes

I’ve just finished writing a review of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody for For The Girls. That goes live shortly but I thought I’d quickly post some of the notes I made while writing the film, just for a laugh. —– The jokes are good but sometimes the delivery is a bit too slow. Needs quicker editing. Dale DaBone looks like he’s had very bad plastic surgery. Thankfully he’s in Read More …

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex Review Notes

This week’s movie review at For The Girls is of Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex. When it first arrived in my mailbox I must admit to feeling very nervous about watching it. Rough Sex is not exactly my bag, baby. In the end, though, I appreciated it for what it was: a step in the right direction. Tristan has worked her sex-positive magic on a very prickly topic and turned spitting Read More …

A Hot Movie With Guys Going Down

This week at For The Girls I’ve reviewed Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Cunnilingus which recently won a prestigious butt plug at the Feminist Porn Awards. Tristan is doing a great job with her educational series from Vivid and this is no exception. Aside from clearly explaining anatomy and giving handy tips for good pussy licking, the movie offers a number of seriously hot cunnilingus sex scenes. It’s worth recommending Read More …

10 Reasons To Watch Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry

This month I reviewed Tristan Taormino’s film Chemistry for For The Girls. We’re also featuring an interview with Tristan in our next update which is well worth checking out. Tristan is a sex-positive feminist film maker who I’ve long admired. If you haven’t heard of her before, visit her site Pucker Up. The idea behind Chemistry is to put 7 porn stars in a house for 36 hours and then Read More …

Addicted To Niko Review Notes

I recently reviewed Playgirl’s Addicted To Niko for For The Girls. On the whole it wasn’t bad, I guess, although I did get fairly bored after the first two scenes. Niko makes for beautiful eye candy but his acting isn’t so great. I guess you can’t expect too much of a beefy male stripper. At the same time, everything looks very pretty and the production values are spectacular. Here’s some Read More …

Matt and Khym: Better Than Ever

Matt and Khym is the fourth film from sex documentary makers Comstock Films. This one features a thirty-something heterosexual couple who have been in a relationship for almost 20 years. After many years spent looking after friends and family through various crises, they now have the house to themselves, and they can’t keep their hands off each other. Like the previous films, this movie features an interview with the couple Read More …

Erocktavision Review Notes

In November I reviewed Dana Dane’s Erocktavision for For The Girls. On the whole I liked the film. It made a nice change from the usual porn I’ve seen. The girl-girl action doesn’t go through the cliches we’ve seen so many times, although I think it’s fair to say that it’s not really a “dyke” film. This movie welcomes it’s female audience but still wants to keep male viewers happy. Read More …

Playgirl Burning Lust Review Notes

I recently reviewed Playgirl’s Burning Lust for For The Girls. Overall, I didn’t mind it, although once again my main complaint is the standardised sex acts and the absence of female orgasms. Beyond that, though, it’s a nice enough movie to put on in the background. Everyone is all exceptionally beautiful and the movie has production values up the wazoo. Here’s some of the the things I wrote while watching Read More …

Pirates Review Notes

This month I reviewed the mega-budget mainstream porn movie Pirates. I figured that since it’s the most expensive porn movie ever, and since reviewers were saying women would like it, I’d give it a try. It wasn’t bad, I guess, but the sex is extraordinarily formulaic. Actually, this is the first movie where I fast forwarded the sex scenes so I could get to the plot. It was all worth Read More …

Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women Review Notes – Part 2

Here’s some more of my mid-viewing written comments about this movie: “Tristan assists with lube like some perverted midwife.” “Now she’s humping a crimson double dildo that has the look of an alien about it. As if someone’s taken a chest burster and stuffed it in both orifices. Ew, what a horrible thought. Chandler gets extremely high pitched when she comes.” “I hate that noise, that ftthffftthsss breathing through your Read More …

Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women Review Notes – Part 1

I recently wrote up a review of Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women for For The Girls. I had a bit of a love-hate relationship with this movie. I loved the emphasis on female pleasure, the real female orgasms, the slow, careful and correct approach to anal sex, and Tristan herself, who is so cheerfully educational about her chosen subject. I hated John Stagliano. I just wanted Read More …

Ranch House Lust Review Notes

Last month I reviewed Ranch House Lust for For The Girls and, quite frankly, I gave the film a caning. Here are some of the notes I made while watching the film. “Well, the opening titles don’t give me much hope… a jackhammer fuck and cumshot montage? Please!” “OK, enough with the horseriding, get on with it… Ha, the horse is following him. Never work with pornstars or animals.” “Actually, Read More …

Playgirl’s Erotic Encounters Review Notes

I reviewed one of Playgirl’s new hardcore films for For The Girls. Here’s some of my review notes: “Eek, he’s lifted her up onto the rock… damn, that’s gonna cause some nasty rock burn. Nice cunnilingus though.” “We pan down to see his dick jutting into the rock… which will bend first?” “My god, she’s practically doing the splits now. That can’t be comfortable.” “Well, it’s not a log fire, Read More …

Eyes of Desire Review Notes

Last week I reviewed Candida Royalle’s Eyes of Desire for For The Girls and I really quite enjoyed the film. It deals with a woman’s exploration of voyeurism via a friend’s telescope, and features then-married couple Missy and Mickey G. Before I wrote up my piece I went looking for other people’s opinion of the film. Most of the reviews echoed the same complaint I read about all of Candida’s Read More …