Erotic Metal Lace Art

Stumbling today I came across the work of artist Cal Lane, who meticulously carves lace-like shapes into metal, creating a fascinating juxtaposition between delicacy and strength. There’s an interesting element of male vs female in them as well. This is the only one I could find with overt sexual imagery and it really caught my attention. You’ll find more of her work at her official website and the original image Read More …

The History Of Internet Memes

So, since I’m being nostalgic, allow me to introduce you to this amazing timeline: the history of internet memes. It traces the rise and fall of the various web fads that have kept us amused over the years. Remember Mr T Ate My Balls? Or Bert Is Evil? How about the Dancing Baby or the Hamster Dance or Numa Numa? Badger Badger Badger Badger! Bananaphone! Wharbargl! And of course, anything Read More …

Penis Pants

More fashion tomfoolery, this time from Madrid Fashion week where concept designer Isabel Matache has decided to add cloth penis and balls to his fashionable trousers. They’re ridiculous, sure, but I kind of like them. Makes a statement, kind of like penis gourds in Papua New Guinea. You can image how the size issue would get in the way if these ever became de rigeur in business circles. Thanks to Read More …

Blue Steel, Hard

Thanks to Violet Blue, I’ve been treated to the glory that is the Work Hard, Play Hard fashion shoot. Some genius decided to distract attention from that pesky clothing and focus it all where it belongs – on a man’s crotch. The above photo is my favourite because it’s pure Blue Steel… with a giant woody added. It really is hard to be ridiculously good looking, you know.

“My Sphincter Isn’t For Sale”

The new year saw Nevada’s Liquor and Licensing Board approve male prostitutes at the Shady Lady Ranch brothel. Owner Bobbi Davis says she’s had hundreds of applications for the 7 jobs available. Rates start at $200 an hour. Details has a fascinating interview with “Markus” who is going to be the first legal male prostitute employed at the Ranch. The whole interview has a bit of a train smash feel Read More …

Links: Old Fashioned Fucks and Erotic Art

I’m thinking that since I spend so much time stuffing around on Twitter and Facebook that I should start doing a weekly roundup of the interesting links I find every day. I don’t want to include any serious commentary as it will take up time and thus not get done. So this is just a “quick n fast” post: “Common old fashioned fuck: $2.50” “Squatting on prick: 62c” Check out Read More …

Best Tampon Competition Ever (?)

So, picture the scene. Advertising executives are trying to think of an exciting new competition and campaign for tampons, one that will grab people’s attention and make them buy. They’ve dismissed all the usual ideas about swimming or riding bikes and horses. It’s time to come up with something better. And in the back of their mind is the Beaver ad, one of the most complained about TV advertisements but Read More …

Touched By His Noodly Appendage

I’ve been a bit slack with updating the blog this week (and last week). Suffice to say I’ve been busy. Oh sure, I could tell you about the new sites I’m working on or the redesign of the For The Girls’ member’s area. But the truth is I’ve been slaving away making this: our Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament. I’ve finally finished and he is now gracing the top of Read More …

What A Guy

Pardon me while I swoon just a little. Captain Dominic James, who was formerly a nominee for Cleo Bachelor of the Year, is being lauded as a hero after successfully ditching his jet in the sea off Norfolk Island, saving all on board. The plane was critically low on fuel after being unable to land and so the hunky pilot took the plane down in 1.5 metre seas. Only three Read More …

A History Of English Marriage

The white dress, the reception, the invitations… the way we get married feels very traditional, as if it’s been done that way forever. Trouble is, our idea of marriage has only been around since Victorian times. The Times has a fantastic article about the history of marriage in England and how its changed over the centuries. It is surprising perhaps that the white wedding is still in vogue. There is Read More …