Quirky, Weird, Funny

My Encounter With A Flasher
on October 11, 2011 at 10:15 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

My Encounter With A Flasher

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly, a flasher comes up, opens his coat and exposes himself. One nun has a stroke. The other can’t reach that far. The image of the flasher – a man who flashes his genitals at unsuspecting women – is fairly entrenched in our culture. He’s the guy with a long overcoat, bare […]

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The Oozinator
on August 25, 2011 at 10:44 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

The Oozinator

Stumbled across this on Youtube and I can’t stop laughing at it. It’s a toy from a more innocent time. EWWW! PLEAUGH! GROSS! DISGUSTING!…. AWESOME!

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on August 24, 2011 at 7:00 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny, Sex and Women

At Last! A Film About The Invention Of The Vibrator

I can’t wait to see this film. Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy, Hysteria is a dramatisation of the true story behind the invention of the vibrator and it looks like a lot of fun. I read Rachel Maines’ book The Technology of Orgasm back in 1998 when it was released and I wrote a piece on it for Australian […]

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You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
on July 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man

Those of you who regularly read my blog might know that my lovely husband has a beard. He’s had one ever since I met him and I love it as much as I love him. He doesn’t enjoy shaving but I also think he looks better with facial hair. Sometimes it gets a bit bushy and out of control but […]

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on July 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Sex News: Labiaplasty And Penis Size

Just to blow away some blog cobwebs, here’s some news about sex I’ve been reading: Male doctors more likely to recommend labiaplasty A new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine has found that male doctors and plastic surgeons are more likely to recommend labiaplasty (cosmetic surgery on the genitals) than female GPs. Worryingly, many plastic surgeons considered a […]

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The Assumption Song
on May 5, 2011 at 9:08 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

The Assumption Song

Yes, I do have a dirty mind. My grandmother taught me the much tamer version of this song, “Sweet Violets” and I have fond memories of the word play involved. Actually, my Nan taught me a lot of mildy rude songs when I was a kid. I miss her. This one is crude but still hilarious.

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Two Very Short Films To Make You Smile
on March 24, 2011 at 11:30 am / in Quirky, Weird, Funny, Videos

Two Very Short Films To Make You Smile

GPS – 60 seconds long, so very worth watching. It’s like the perfect short film. This is from an as-yet unmade comedy series called Angry Pinatas. Another 60 seconds, a HUGE laugh. Share it if you can, I want to see this series on our TV!

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Penis Spines? No Thanks!
on March 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Penis Spines? No Thanks!

Here’s a fun fact for you to bring up next time you’re inebriated and want to raise a strange topic at a dinner party: men don’t have penis spines. That is to say, the penises of human males differ from our nearest genetic relatives, the chimpanzees, because there are no “tactile” spines or barbs on the end that induce female […]

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Cock Colouring Books
on March 8, 2011 at 5:44 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Cock Colouring Books

Who said that colouring-in was only for kids? It seems that the folks from Big Book Alt Press wanted in on the action and thus they created the Big Coloring Book Of Cocks, the Big Coloring Book of Vaginas and the Big Coloring Book of Sex Positions. The Cock book offers “30 pages of illustrated cocks with games such as […]

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on December 20, 2010 at 11:48 am / in Quirky, Weird, Funny, Videos

A Quiet Word About Those Dick Pics

PSA: An Important Message from Women EVERYWHERE Now, I love looking at guys and I think penises are lovely. But I do have to agree with the general message of this video: a closeup pic of a cock is not really that appealing by itself. Genitals are much better in context. And if you’re sending said pic over a phone […]

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Enormous Penis
on November 17, 2010 at 2:11 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny, Videos

Enormous Penis

Love this little acapella song by Da Vinci’s Notebook. I can sing every word, though not as beautifully as these guys.

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Weather Penis Collection
on October 26, 2010 at 9:07 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Weather Penis Collection

Gawker pointed out this delightfully red, hot and steamy weather penis the other day. And here’s a few more. Warm front: Tornado warning Tennessee Tornado Penis Yes, it’s very juvenile, isn’t it? South Park has already been here:

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Amazing Male Tribal Fusion Bellydancer
on October 13, 2010 at 9:48 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Amazing Male Tribal Fusion Bellydancer

This guy is just amazing. I’ve seen a few men attempt to bellydance before with mixed results. This guy just owns it. Incredible muscle control and strength, graceful yet still quite masculine. Turn that into a strip show and you will have women screaming even harder than they do during his performance.

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Does Your Tyre Look Like A… Penis?
on September 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Does Your Tyre Look Like A… Penis?

Maybe I’ve been in porn too long but I found myself wondering why TyrePlus decided to make this tyre look for all the world like a penis. Because it does. I mean, look at it. You could consider it as a foreshortened cock or perhaps it’s a glans… with tread on it. But it definitely doesn’t look anything like a […]

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on September 27, 2010 at 10:19 pm / in Quirky, Weird, Funny

Of Course Fertility Clinics Need Porn

Apparently some media outlets in the UK are up in arms about the fact that fertility clinics give porn mags to men who have to provide sperm samples. Well, duh. They’re probably not going to get those lovely, sticky samples any other way. And the plain fact is, to get the sperm, the guy has to whack off. That in […]

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