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In 2006 I wrote about Jonah Falcon who apparently had the world’s biggest penis. Now he’s been stopped by airport security for packing suspicious material in his pants. But it wasn’t a gun, just his todger. Via: Twitter / deliciouslybad: Is that a gun in your pocket, ….
The other day my little 4 year old nephew was happily singing about a “Brown Chicken Brown Cow”. My sister showed me where he’d learned it: this very amusing Trace Atkins song. Yes, it’s country music but it’s also hilarious. The term is a euphemism for the “boom chicka wow wow” porn music (that I blogged about here). The video features hillbilly muppets and farm animals, clothes flying everywhere, a Read More …
The charity Rethink Breast Cancer wanted to encourage women to check their boobs regularly. Naturally, they decided the best way to do that was to have good looking, shirtless men talk about it on a Youtube video. And damn, if I don’t feel the sudden urge to go searching for lumps right now. It’s a bit cheesy but it did make me laugh… and wish that my doctor stripped off Read More …
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly, a flasher comes up, opens his coat and exposes himself. One nun has a stroke. The other can’t reach that far. The image of the flasher – a man who flashes his genitals at unsuspecting women – is fairly entrenched in our culture. He’s the guy with a long overcoat, bare legs and a furtive look in his eye. Flashers are Read More …
Stumbled across this on Youtube and I can’t stop laughing at it. It’s a toy from a more innocent time. EWWW! PLEAUGH! GROSS! DISGUSTING!…. AWESOME!
I can’t wait to see this film. Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy, Hysteria is a dramatisation of the true story behind the invention of the vibrator and it looks like a lot of fun. I read Rachel Maines’ book The Technology of Orgasm back in 1998 when it was released and I wrote a piece on it for Australian Women’s Forum (it’s now in the member’s area of For Read More …
Those of you who regularly read my blog might know that my lovely husband has a beard. He’s had one ever since I met him and I love it as much as I love him. He doesn’t enjoy shaving but I also think he looks better with facial hair. Sometimes it gets a bit bushy and out of control but he trims it back and it’s great. So naturally I Read More …
Just to blow away some blog cobwebs, here’s some news about sex I’ve been reading: Male doctors more likely to recommend labiaplasty A new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine has found that male doctors and plastic surgeons are more likely to recommend labiaplasty (cosmetic surgery on the genitals) than female GPs. Worryingly, many plastic surgeons considered a photo of large labia minora to be “distasteful and unnatural”. Read More …
Yes, I do have a dirty mind. My grandmother taught me the much tamer version of this song, “Sweet Violets” and I have fond memories of the word play involved. Actually, my Nan taught me a lot of mildy rude songs when I was a kid. I miss her. This one is crude but still hilarious.
GPS – 60 seconds long, so very worth watching. It’s like the perfect short film. This is from an as-yet unmade comedy series called Angry Pinatas. Another 60 seconds, a HUGE laugh. Share it if you can, I want to see this series on our TV!
Here’s a fun fact for you to bring up next time you’re inebriated and want to raise a strange topic at a dinner party: men don’t have penis spines. That is to say, the penises of human males differ from our nearest genetic relatives, the chimpanzees, because there are no “tactile” spines or barbs on the end that induce female ovulation and clear out the sperm of other males. Chimps Read More …
Who said that colouring-in was only for kids? It seems that the folks from Big Book Alt Press wanted in on the action and thus they created the Big Coloring Book Of Cocks, the Big Coloring Book of Vaginas and the Big Coloring Book of Sex Positions. The Cock book offers “30 pages of illustrated cocks with games such as word search, connect the dots, and an ‘all about my Read More …
PSA: An Important Message from Women EVERYWHERE Now, I love looking at guys and I think penises are lovely. But I do have to agree with the general message of this video: a closeup pic of a cock is not really that appealing by itself. Genitals are much better in context. And if you’re sending said pic over a phone to a girl you don’t know… stop it!
Love this little acapella song by Da Vinci’s Notebook. I can sing every word, though not as beautifully as these guys.
Gawker pointed out this delightfully red, hot and steamy weather penis the other day. And here’s a few more. Warm front: Tornado warning Tennessee Tornado Penis Yes, it’s very juvenile, isn’t it? South Park has already been here: