Now *That’s* A Review

Thanks again to Tony Comstock for directing me to the Always Aroused Girl and this review of his new film Damon and Hunter: Doing It Together. I just had to laugh at this paragraph: My thoughts were reduced to cave-woman-speak. Porn good. Cock hard. Hard hard cock. MustHaveCock. Mmmmmm porny goodness. ComingcomingcomingBIGorgasm. Short rest. Must come more. ComingcomingcomingANOTHERbigorgasm. Can’t you just see that quoted on the boxcover? It makes me Read More …

I Keep Winning The Lottery

Maybe I’m just lucky, but lately I’ve been winning the lottery every day. Like so many others, I’m awfully blase about rich Nigerians who are super-keen to be my friend, but recently I’ve also been surreptitiously entered in a plethora of huge lotteries, and winning them all. So far this week I’ve won: 1 Million Euro from Superbal Email Lottery Promotions in the Netherlands 2.5 million US Dollars from those Read More …

Bulge Spotting At The Athletics

Most of the world doesn’t care, but we colonials have been indulging in the jazzed-up sports carnival known as the Commonwealth Games for the last week or so. It can be thrilling at times, especially when the world champions of certain events are breaking world records here and there. I’m sure many female viewers were just waiting for the men’s 100 metre final, when the fastest man alive Asafa Powell Read More …

Dick Slip Optical Illusion

Thanks to Boing Boing, I now have a new photo to add to my Dick Slips site. It seemingly shows a Texas basketballer falling out of his shorts in a rather extravagant way. According to the editor of The Eagle newspaper in which the story appeared, the photo is actually just an optical illusion. “The specific section of the picture in question showed nothing more than the white inside liner Read More …

More On The Impenetrable Devices “Chastity Belts”

In January I wrote a post called “Chastity Belts Gone Feral”. It looked at the work of an artist who has created a series of intricate metal “chastity belts” designed to protect women from rape. The artworks were inspired by true-life stories of rape, and the subsequent anguish as expressed by victims. Ira Sherman, the artist, has contacted me and offered some more photos of his work. He also made Read More …

You Know You’ve Been In Porn Too Long When…

I LOVE lollies. And I’ve long had a sweet tooth for Strawberries and Cream. Normally I don’t buy packets of sweets but I was on holiday at the beach, and thought I’d indulge myself. And thus, I encountered this lovely picture on the back of the plastic packet. Now, we both know what is supposed to be depicted here. Two strawberries are having a cream fight, as they tend to Read More …

Female Sexual Records

Today I stumbled across this page from a site called World Sexual Records. It offers a variety of fun sexual statistics that you may wish to file away in the “I could bring this up at a dinner party and shock everyone” category. Stuff like: * According to the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, California, the most orgasms recorded in an hour for a woman is Read More …

The World’s Biggest Penis

Seems that I missed “Penis Week” on Britain’s Channel 4. They offered three documentaries focusing on the wedding tackle: The Perfect Penis, Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis (about John Bobbit), and The World’s Biggest Penis. Heckler Spray gives a hilarious review of the third documentary, which mainly focuses on the extradinarily well-hung Jonah Falcon. An excerpt: “Fact fans will be interested to note that your average penis Read More …

Chastity Belts Gone Feral

Several major news outlets, including MSNBC have reported on the controversial exhibition in Memphis by techno-metal artist Ira Sherman called “Impenetrable Devices.” Ira has created a variety of wearable metal objects that are essentially chastity belts mixed with body armor. The belts feature barbed wire, mousetraps, electrified metal, razors and – eep! – “cutlery functions”. He was inspired to make the items after talking with women who had been raped. Read More …