Mystery Vibe Crescendo: My Misadventures With The Pokemon Vibrator

I’m not sure whether I should call this a vibrator review or A Series Of Unfortunate Events. When I set out to review the Mystery Vibe Crescendo I didn’t expect it to descend into a comedy of errors rife with opportunities for sniggering jokes… but that’s what it became. So strap yourself in, here goes. Read More …

Brad Pitt Is 50 So Here’s Some Naked Photos

I think one of the indications that I was getting on a bit was when popular culture stopped using “Brad Pitt” as a shorthand for “the most incredibly handsome and sexy man in the world”*.  The world moved on and it became “Johnny Depp” for a while. Now I think the new shorthand is “Ryan Gosling”. Or, god forbid, “Justin Bieber”. Still, for women of a certain age, Brad Pitt Read More …

In Praise Of Rock N Roll Spandex

Last week I went to see Aerosmith, the band whose album PUMP was the soundtrack to my teenage years. I had a fantastic time and naturally stood in awe of the way that 65-year-old Steven Tyler can still do the moves (and not fall off the stage too much). So then I was watching their videos on Youtube and generally admiring the tight pants and spandex much favoured by Tyler. Read More …