Today I was lucky enough to receive a brand new Lelo Lyla SenseMotion vibrator via an unsuspecting courier. Having battled my way through layers of sticky tape, I finally opened the sleek black box. Inside, nestled amid oh-so-snazzy black velvet, were two rose-coloured objects, neither of which looked anything like a vibrator.
“What’s that?” my lovely husband asked.
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“Wait and see,” I said, thinking I’d show him how they worked. Except I had absolutely no idea about that. These little things could well be the first sex toy for which I’ve needed an instruction manual.
The Lyla is a plug-like vibrating device with a string attached. It can be used on the clit or inserted. It’s controlled via the little round disc which also vibrates. The idea is that your partner controls the speed and intensity of the vibration, turning your average buzzy session into a playful tease-fest. Aside from 9 different buzz settings, the disc also reacts to motion, which makes things rather interesting.
At last, someone has found something useful to do with a motion detector. Never mind catching burglars… now we can get off on it. Although I must admit, having your burglar alarm attached to an internal vibrator would certainly make break-ins a hell of a lot more fun.
The above video seems to suggest that the Lelo SenseMotion vibrators are liable to induce seriously bad dancing in white guys. I guess it’s a risk we’ll all have to take.
I haven’t yet taken my new Lyla for a test run but I’ll be reviewing it for For The Girls in the near future.