The Assumption Song

Yes, I do have a dirty mind.


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My grandmother taught me the much tamer version of this song, “Sweet Violets” and I have fond memories of the word play involved. Actually, my Nan taught me a lot of mildy rude songs when I was a kid. I miss her.

This one is crude but still hilarious.