I feel somehow honour bound to include this photo in my blog today.
It’s from this page at NYMag, which is discussing a new book about marketing horror movies. The photo is by Tim Palen and is called Eli Roth has the biggest dick in Hollywood.
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The dick in question is, of course, prosthetic, and it was created by the same effects studio that did the Narnia movie.
I feel the need to say that this cock is truly horrible. I mean… look at it! Blerk! It’s kind of like a caricature of of penis, the sort of thing a teenage boy with self esteem issues would imagine having in his pants. There are some who believe the penis is an ugly thing and this fake one would probably confirm their beliefs.
What’s striking about this photo, though, is that beyond the giant dick it’s actually very sexy. It’s got all the attributes of a typical erotic pic, what with the deep shadows, the sexy white singlet and black and white photography. From the waist up, it’s hot. And then your eyes stray down and… OH MY GOD!!!
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Related post: The world’s biggest penis.
Ew!
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