“Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.”
It’s a quote by Anne Gibbons, one that I’ve long admired. Now, it seems, there’s less reason to hate the Hoover.
A new sex toy called the Vortex Vibrations is a special attachment for low wattage vacuum cleaners designed to stimulate the clit and give intense orgasm.
I’ve read numerous news stories about guys sticking their dicks into a vacuum cleaner for pleasure but this is new. The site offers a hilarious video demonstration of what exactly happens to your little man in the boat when the air pressure is applied. Except – and this had me giggling – they do so using a balloon “for reasons of good taste.”
Ananova says the product was invented by a 49 year old divorced woman who hadn’t had sex in 15 years.
“In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
“After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
“That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.”
The site claims the product produces an orgasm in under 2 minutes. It sells for US$60.
UK adult store Love Honey has a video demonstating the toy using a guy and a ribbon here.