Captain Jack’s Got A Big Penis

John Barrowman who plays Captain Jack in Doctor Who.I can’t help but post on this story, mainly because I can’t resist the headline “Captain Jack’s Huge Penis.”

I’m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it’s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired all kinds of saucy threesome fantasies that probably don’t belong in the Tardis (not to mention other theories about what can be done with a sonic screwdriver).

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Anyway, John Barrowman, the actor who plays Captain Jack, has caused a big kerfuffle by telling Doctor Who Magazine that his penis is “really too big.” He also said that Christopher Ecclestone and David Tennant are sexy.

The editors are now apologising all over the place, and even gay men are complaining that Captain Jack should shut up about his big schlong because children read the magazine.

But never mind that. What’s this about having a penis that’s “too big”? Too big for what? And can we see, please?