I’ve got hundreds of individual sets of naked men photos on my hard drive and it can be difficult to remember who’s who. So I’ve got into the habit of putting a description with each guy. I’ve got sets labelled “Red Check Shirt” and “Black Monster Cock” and “Shaved Scrotum Man.” They help me to remember what the guys look like and what they’re doing.
Amid my growing collection, I’ve got sets labelled after famous people: Ian Thorpe, Johnny Depp, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matthew McConaughey. The guys in the photos remind me of male celebrities, so that’s the name they get.
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The other day I decided I’d get a collection going of all the guys who look like male celebrities and I made a little freesite: Nude Male Celebrity Lookalikes. I think my favourites are the Keanu Reeves guy and the Tom Cruise guy, but Almost-Hugh Jackman is also pretty hot (he’s the one in the photo).
There’s actually a whole industry built on celebrity lookalikes. Places like Splitting Images offers a wide selection of almost-famous people to choose from (some of them are creepily similar). But none of them get nude, so this site is the best we’ll get at present.
There are, of course, websites that do offer real naked male stars, like Male Celebrities. These sites rely on paparazzi photos and film screencaps for their nudity, although they also have nude models. These sites are mostly aimed at gay men, but they can be fun for a perve.