Worth 1000 Ruined Today’s Blog Post

So I was going to write up a fascinating and extremely readable blog post today and instead I got stuck looking at Worth 1000. Hours went by. Work came to a standstill.

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I mean, look at this: How they really make M&Ms. Or the Mate a Movie section, featuring such cool movies as A Bug’s Life Of Brian and James Bond and the Giant Peach? How the hell is anyone supposed to get work done when sites like this exist?

That’s it. I’m off for the weekend.